The Trip Begins With a Kiss

May 18

Oh my god.

So apparently yet another BDSM book based on Twilight fanfic has been published.

Seriously, when is all the porn about a self-destructive ladies’ man and his boss/mistress going to get published? WHEN, TUMBLR? I know we’re a fandom with about 20 people in, but we need to challenge the somethingorother I don’t know I just want better porn.

“Mexico is my mother; the United States the best friend I will ever have. And so I dream of the day when my mother will say, ‘Ricardo, you have chosen a wonderful friend.’ And the day when the friend will say, ‘Ricardo, you have a sensational mother.’ That is why it is very important to bring us together. Brothers and sisters, love thy neighbor as thyself. And this theatre, I think, can be a little grain of sand towards that end. Here we have opened the doors not only for the opportunity of young talent to develop—writers, directors, actors—but also in coming together as a group in this society in which we live. Let’s open a hand of friendship and love and brotherhood. That is my dream. I’ll never see it complete while I’m still alive, but I think this is the beginning, and that is what makes me so happy to see this come to fruition.” Ricardo Montalbán (actually one of the most adorable people ever and a great role model)

guyfarris:

RICARDO MONTALBAN

I Only Date Planes: I don't even give a shit that this is a spoiler for Star Trek, go fuck yourself

teal-deer:

I have a longer rant about this, but I’m pissed as everloving fuck that Benedict Cumberbatch is, indeed, playing Khan Noonian Singh.

You can argue till you’re blue in the face that well, Ricardo Montalban wasn’t Indian, and he was of European descent and therefore white, but let me tell you,…

numbtongued:

benedict could never be this fabulous sorry

captain-marvelous:

Sorry, kids.

This guy isn’t Khan.

THIS guy, however, was, is, and always will be Khan:

Now prepare to alter course, or I’ll do far worse than kill you. I shall leave you as you left me. Marooned for all eternity, in the center of a dead Internet… buried alive.

He tasks me! He tasks me, and I shall have him! I’ll chase him round the Moons of Nibia, and round the Antares Maelstrom, and round Perdition’s flames before I give him up!

dorianslover:

Can we all just take a moment and appreciate that none of us will be that physically fit when we’re 62?